Page 21 March 1983
New Clowns Juggle at Graduation Exercises
Toss
Mine Over Easy, Please! A
guide to kitchen juggling. . .
It
is not long after learning to juggle that one realizes this is a
most portable hobby.
You
can juggle in the town square, at bus stops, in stationery stores
(small glue bottles are just right), and of course, in grocery stores.
A set of balls in the desk drawer at the office can make a good coffee
break.
Useful
hint # 1 for kitchen jugglers is to use bean bags. Brick-hard lacrosse
balls are as out of place in the kitchen as... well, juggling.
The
potentials of this environment were first appreciated one day when I
had to open a can of pineapple. I tossed it from behind my back and
caught it with the other hand. Ah! An act was born! From than day on,
cooking has been only partly boring. Tossing cans before opening and
jars before unscrewing thus became part of the cooking ritual.
Once
I forgot that the lid on a jar had already been loosened. Fellow
jugglers can anticipate hint #2: Do not ever toss an open jar
Music
can enhance kitchen juggling, and also help screen out the noise when
gravity prevails. Some things are naturally noisier than others as
they crash, and hint #3 is to close the kitchen door and turn up the
volume on the radio.
There
are many possibilities. You cannot talk about the boiler room without
mentioning eggs. The challenge of their fragility and eccentric shape
is hard to pass up. Hint #4 is to have omelets in your cooking
repertoire, place a skillet in the sink, and do your egg juggling over
it. Occasionally, an egg will bust on the wrong side of the pan.
"C'est la vie," as they say in omelet country!
Eventually
the food is on the table. You have had some fun while 1) practicing
juggling 2) helping the spouse 3) working up an appetite!
"Would
you please pass the franks and beanbags?!" |
John D. Hadfield performs a cigar box manipulation routine. (Clown College photo) |
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