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Eye Singers by Guy Stewart
"IN THE SAME WAY YOU PLAY MUSIC ALONE, AS HALF OF A DUO OR AS THE MEMBER OF AN ORCHESTRA, SO YOU CAN JUGGLE ALONE OR WITH A PARTNER OR AS PART OF A GROUPMAKING MUSIC FOR THE EYES." CHARLIE HOLLAND, CENTURY XX.
"You
could have started the very war we're here to avert!" shouted the
Second Assistant to Human Ambassador Coregidor Tudela.
"But
all I did was wipe my face..." pleaded Dorian Rastelli.
"All?
All?!" Korman Yates sputtered. "We don't even know HOW the
Zils think - let alone what they think of us! Wiping your face on you
sleeve might be an obscene gesture!"
Dorian
opened his mouth, then closed it with a snap. He'd been just as
stunned as everyone else when the four-armed, bat-like Zilan
ambassador and his eight partners had leaped to their feet. They'd
hooted, squeaked, yowled and hung from the rafters like a zoo full of
monkeys after he'd wiped his face.
Korman
shook her head, closed her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose.
"Maybe it had something to do with them giving us the
uniforms." They were made of heavy brocaded material- stiff, dark
and hung with a dozen metal chains each. In the stifling heat,
humidity and sulfur-tainted air of the Zilan homeworld, most of the
Humans felt like they were wearing personal saunas in Hades. Dorian
said, "I apologize, ma'am. May I wipe my face now?" She
glared at him, then gestured curtly.
He
dragged his hand over the rivulets of sweat running from his forehead.
Even with his
Dorian
swallowed hard, nodded, spun on his heel and headed out of the
ambassador's suite.
"Hey,
Dot! Catch!" someone shouted from
Dorian
turned in time to catch a brown, bread-like
fruit. It was one of the only Zilan foods Humans could eat. Four
others quickly followed in succession. Without thinking, he began
tossing them in the air.
"I
still can't believe how easy that is for you," said Tyrel Daboh.
The tall, lanky man ducked as he passed under a Zilan arch.
Dorian
gathered the roundish breadfruit and handed two back to Tyrel.
"It keeps my hands quick and my brain from dying of boredom in
this job." He bit into the brownbread. It tasted of roasted
peanuts and sweet oatmeal. "I've got 24 long ones in the Star
Garden. Starting now."
Tyrel
groaned. "Just for wiping your face?"
Dorian
shrugged. "You saw how the Zil
"That
would have been cruel and unusual punishment - even if this place does
smell like
"She
didn't say. But since that was what started the trouble in the first
place, I'll stick with HE&E issue."
Tyrel
nodded, then waved. "I'll be in the rec. center - cool and dry
and out of this hot soup."
Dorian
headed to his room. It was on the second floor of the 30-meter-tall,
leafy, domed buildings the Zillived in. A thick, smooth palm trunk
grew up through the middle of each structure. Each of two floors was
divided into four rooms with plenty of places to hang - and few places
to lie down.
He shucked his undress khaki and pulled on an overall. He plopped on his gold beret, adjusted his communit then belted his stunner to his waist.
The
Star Garden was a four-pointed star paved with pinkish gravel and
filled with thousands of elaborate plantings. The Negotiation Dome was
at the center of it. At the tip facing the setting sun was an immense
bush covered with tiny blue flowers. Since the talks had started, one
Human and one Zil stood guard over it.
Dorian
saluted the Human standing duty and said, "I'm taking over, Casso
Korman gave me 24-hour duty."
Cass
Beidelman returned the salute and nodded. "I heard you wiped your
face on the fancy duds. Too bad you didn't get busted upstairs. See ya,"
she called as she hurried off. Her coverall was dark brown and soaked
with sweat.
"Thanks," Dorian said to the retreating figure.
He
glanced at his Zil counterpart. The Zils had once been flyers with two
wings, two arms and two legs. But the brains of the aliens had grown
so large that they'd lost the sky long,
The
Zil guard bowed, thin lids sliding over
They
stood silently as the sun flushed the
The
Zil was relieved shortly thereafter. Its replacement stood at sharp
attention until the other was gone. Then it pulled out a brownbread
from a chest pack and bit into it. Dorian
glanced over. His stomach rumbled. The Zil stopped chewing and reached
into the sack with all four arms.
Abruptly
it tossed four brownbreads to Dorian. Startled, he caught them by
tossing them
in the air, setting up easy outside circles.
The
Zil stared, its sharp-toothed mouth
Tossing
two of the fruits high in the cooling night air, Dorian took a bite
out of a brownbread.
The
Zil hissed. It quickly took two more fruit from its pack. With a
flourish, it began to juggle,
too! The Zil kept the fruit in the air using only one of its four
hands.
"An
alien juggler, eh?" said Dorian,
The
Zil squeaked, then motioned with its
Dorian
held his breath, then tossed the Zil one of his brownbreads. The Zil
worked it into a cascade of three, then whistled four times. Turning
to face the alien, Dorian coordinated the timing of their patterns.
They
showered first, then did thirds. The Dorian
laughed.
Human
shouts, screams and cursing mixed |