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their bottles go lick-lack, bangbang, lick-lack, bang-bang on the
edge of the dining table to the tune of a popular waltz. Not content
with juggling all the available bottles, they unite in thorough good
fellowship, and we see them enjoying themselves with oranges, of all
things! Twenty oranges are on the move in rhythmical progression, and
a very pretty sight it is, too.
These
are quickly put by, though, and now comes one of the most
extraordinary features of the evening. True to their profession our
waiters, assisted by their guests, quickly proceed in clearing the
remains of the feast, and here Garcon No.1 comes in with a vengeance.
His late guests and Garcon No.2 have before them two piles of plates,
numbering something like 100 altogether. These have evidently to be
transferred from one table to another. Whirr-whizz-whirr-whizz -follow
each other for quite 30 seconds, while the plates fly from one table
to another with amazing swiftness.
Garcon
No.1 catches them in their flight and places them on the table before
him, without missing so much as a solitary one.
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is awful to contemplate what might happen should the unfortunate man
miss a couple, or even one, of the delicate missiles as they come in
quick succession.
The bottles are gone, the fruit is gone, the plates are gone. There are only the tables, and chairs and lamps and flowers left. Hurrah! Up goes a chair, then a table, then a lamp, and a bouquet. Then more chairs, more tables, more lamps, more bouquets. They fly all over the room. The air is thick with them. Yet not one is missed. They all come back to their owners in due course. The Ramblers are clever - very clever, and they are genuinely funny and amusing. |
6. The soup enters and spins of the handle of the soup ladle. |
9. Removing the plates. |
7. The coins disappear into his waistcoat pocket. |
10. The bottles keep time to a waltz. |
8. Twenty oranges on the move. |
11. "The air is thick with them". |