Page 31 Fall 1986
Dr. Dropo's Dictionary by
Bruce Fife
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abuse - What to try when an argument ·
acrobat - The only person who can do what everybody else would like to
do, pat himself on the back. ·
actor - One who plays when he works and works when he plays. ·
B.A. - A degree which means that the holder has mastered the first two
letters of the alphabet. ·
exercise - 1. When you feel like exercising, just lie down till the
feeling goes away. 2. The only exercise some people get is when their
nose runs. ·
guillotine - The first real cure for dandruff. ·
hobby - See "nudist." ·
joker - A jesternut. ·
juggler - People who juggle for a hobby seldom go crazy, but those who
have to live with them do. · Mason & Dixon's line - The boundary between "Ya'II" and "Youse guys." ·
medicine - The art of fooling the patient while nature cures the
illness. ·
misery - See "diet." ·
nudist - 1. A person you can't pin anything on. 2. A person wrapped up
only in himself. 3. Nudists must be right. ·
poodle - What you step in when it rains cats and dogs. ·
skeleton - A lot of bones with the people scraped off. ·
tip - The wages we pay other people's hired help. ·
wheel - The part of the car which causes |