Page 33                                                         Fall 1996

"The nerve of that guy - making a pass at me"

"It's the first addition I ever built for a juggler"

"Sure I'm looking for unusual acts ... but underwater juggling?"

 

Top 10 Juggling Fantasies

by Jerry Martin

 

10. Francoise Rochais brings her 42 identical twin sisters to the Pittsburgh festival.

9. "Club Renegade:  The Movie" all-time top money-maker wins Ngaio Bealum his first Oscar.

8. Now that you can cruise 13-5-8-14-10, maybe it's time to revisit 11-9-5-11-14.

7. Authorities report a virulent virus that completely consumes all shaker cups.

6. That message on your answering machine? It's Cirque du Soleil, upping their offer again.

5. Rob "Beanpole" Nickerson easily slips his whole body through a squash racket.

4. It turns out your old juggling clubs are the ones JFK gave Jackie on their first anniversary, and $6.4 million is exactly the sum you had in mind.

3. Team champions, by a mile: the IJA Board of Directors.

2. You discover that head-bouncing a soccer ball on a free-standing ladder really makes your two-diabolo plus devil-stick routine come alive.

1. Jay Gilligan wants to know who does your hair?

 Top 10 Juggler Anagrams

by Jerry Martin

10. Peter Davison: VERDANT POISE.

9. Cindy Marvell: CALMLY DRIVEN.

8. Martin Frost: TRANSFORM IT!

7. Elliot Cutler: TOILET CULLER.

6. Laura Green: UNREAL GEAR.

5. Myron Wilcox: YOWL! CORN MIX!

4. Masahiro Mizuno: IN HIM, AURAS ZOOM.

3. Arthur Lewbel: RAW HELL BRUTE.

2. Francoise Rochais: HER FAIR

OCCASIONS.

1. Casey Boehmer: MOB CHEERS,

YEA!?

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