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"Juggling is easier for some people than others."

"Attendance at the Sunday Bell Choir performances has doubled since he joined..."

"Renaldo...this is Mr. Snoopley, with the IRS ... he wants to see how you juggle your books"

"Looks like a new class is starting today."

What Humptey-Dumptey was really doing on the wall...

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REJECTED NAMES FOR "BLINK"

by David Walbridge and ... ?

 

10. squint

9. peer

8. wince

7. flinch

6. nervous tic

5. can't sneeze without doing this

4. dropped a contact lens

3. stereowink

2. ow, my eye!

1. Michael Menes and The Masters of Quirk

...and speaking of blink, here's a list Dave Walbridge whipped up in honor of their visit

to the Twin Cities (though I did see him

chatting with a Mysterious Visitor at the time):

 

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THINGS You DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE DEW DROP JUGGLERS

(With big thanks to Jerry Martin.)

 

10. Two of them are married

9. Not to each other. ( Both proposed during Dew Drop shows.)

8. The one who isn't married, Jason, is every bit as handsome as he looks.

7. You'll never see a Dew Drop with juggling

rings around his neck.

6. They've been a team for ten years.

5. That's over 1,000 shows.

4. Their underwear matches their shirts.

Though not vice Versa.

3. Diabolos are easy. Passing diabdlos is hard.

2. They play combat. Rather a Iot of it.

1. They'll be back. *

 

*To back. To back.

 
 
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