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Top 10 Things You Won't Hear Them Say Anytime Soon

By Jerry Martin

10. Bob Nickerson: "Um..."

9. Dave Finnigan: "You're hopeless - just give up."

8. Ngaio Bealum: "They call me the 'Vanilla Valley of Despair'..."

7. Laura Green: "Don't you have anything less flamboyant?"

6. Karl-Heinz Ziethen: "Rastelli? Never heard of him."

5. Jerry Martin: "My five-club kick-up from

seven into twelve? Sure, just a second... There!"

4. Dan Bennett: "Gosh-dam it!"

3. Mark Faje: "Are you kidding? I could hurt myself!

2. Jon Held: ..Heeeeeyyyyyy.....Macarena!!!"

1. Anthony Gatto: "Oops..."

Top 10 Juggling Team Anagrams

By Jerry Martin

10. The Passing Zone: SNEEZING PATHOS.

9. Dew Drop Jugglers: PREJUDGED GROWLS.

8. The Flamingldiors: INTIMATE GOLDFISH.

7. Pickle Family Circus: CYCLIC FLUKES IMPAIR.

6. Lazer Vaudeville: VALID AZURE LEVEL.

5. Kalvan and Rubenstein: INVENTED BANANAS LURK.

4. The Raspyni Brothers: SHARPEST HORNY TRIBE.

3. Darn, Good and Funny: ADORN ODD GNU FANNY.

2. The Karvounis Twins: THANKS, NEW VIRTUOSI!

1. Flying Karamazov Brothers: RHYMING VERBAL KAZOO FARTS.

Top 10 Rejected Names for "Clockwork"

By David Walbridge

10. Hourglass

9. My, How Props Fly!

8. The Timing Zone

7. Tick 'n' Tock

6. My Watch Seems To Have Stopped...

5. Spring Ahead, Fall Back

4. The Flying Kalvenstein Brothers

3. Darn & Good

2. The Potshards

1. David Deeble