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Well,
Undroppable Joe had eyes especially attuned to the finer details
of objects in motion, and I guess he really didn't
It
started before he even got into the ring, as the roustabout was
holding the flap of canvas aside for him to make his entrance. Joe
was supposed to come
Forward
was fine, but when he pushed back his front foot slipped off and
he
Undroppable
Joe's head came up slowly, and
the look in his eyes would have curdled yogurt. Clowns are fine,
but they are clowns, and calling a juggler a clown
Then
Undroppable Joe took a deep
THONK-
THONK- THONK- THONK
The
crowd was laughing again, but it was no
No
one saw what happened that night, but many
When
the morning came, Lydia the Tattooed Lady rose early and sauntered
over to Joe's tent for a little sadistic snacking before
breakfast. "Oh,Joe! Dear Undroppable (snicker) Joe! Wanna
play catch, Joe? Whatsamatter, Joe, are you having problems
keeping things up?" She cackled like a whore in a nunnery,
waiting for him to come out so she could move in for the kill.
The
tent flap opened, but before she could speak she was knocked off
her feet by a wave of putrescent odor accompanying the sound of
Joe's warm tenor. Only it wasn't warm, it was the cold steel tones
normally associated with British secret agents and Vice
Principals.
"You've
taken a lot of men, Lydia." Joe said. His breath was as bad
as a compost pile in August. "But you ain't never seen a man
with balls like mine." He lifted his hands, to show the
rolling crystal spheres rotating and permutating under the
manipulations of his fingers. The balls were crystal, without the
slightest flaw, and they shone like diamonds in the morning sun.
Lydia
picked herself up and shrugged out of her dressing gown, wearing
enough sequins to cover a silver dollar, and struck a pose known
to hypnotize priests. In a throaty, disdaining voice, she said
"Give it your best shot, stud."
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