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Lydia
began to dance. Joe began to juggle.
It
was as though the flawed night before had never happened. The
balls flowed, like a waterfall of shining crystal fountaining
between his arms and hands, blurring and jumping like dolphins in
the the waves of his hands. He juggled in patterns that barely
registered on the consciousness, patterns that flowed deep into
your skull, patterns that spoke of continents forming and
mountains falling, patterns that must have been involved in the
forming of planets and the paths of the comets. Mill's Mess,
Hovie's Nightmare, and even Priazzo's Perturbing Perambulation are
interesting patterns, but all would seem clumsy next to
"Joe's Juggle."
Lydia
writhed and twisted and bumped and ground and stamped and wiggled,
sending her skin in ripples of ink and muscle 'til it glistened
with perspiration, trying to
Joe's
shield was in the spheres he threw, though,
With
a start she realized the rhythm she danced to was the
Joe's
pattern softened then, becoming less a mighty torrent and more a
gentle stream, still smooth and steady without a trace of effort.
But Undroppable Joe wasn't about to leave her to victimize other
men. Males are delicate creatures, more prone to distraction than
their more sensible counterparts, and leaving Lydia
the Tattooed Lady as she was was like putting a barracuda in a
guppie tank.
He
circled her fallen form, 'til the sun over his shoulder shone
through the crystals sprinkling light over her in irridescent
drops. Then he began the pattern handed down to him from his
father's father's father, who had learned it from the man who made
the crystals in a cave in the south of
Where
the light struck, the ink that covered her skin faded and
disappeared, leaving it pure, and you can be sure it was the first
time that particular adjective had been used around Lydia! The
pattern continued until she was as clean as a baby's belly button,
and Joe slowly let the pattern shrink and simplify. You can't use
power like that and just stop, as any physics student will tell
you. The spheres were black and cloudy now, barely able to contain
the malevolent images they'd scoured from Lydia. Finally Joe let
the balls fall into his hands, gently rolling them around his
fingers and over his arms, contact juggling with tiny stormclouds
filled with angry, compressed energy.
Lydia
slowly looked up, with the amazement and trepeidation that comes
with every beginning, and let Joe help her to her feet. Gently he
helped her into her dressing gown, after he'd carefully put the
spheres in a leather pouch.
He
handed her the pouch, whispering, "You can decide
She
looked dazed, and all the meanness seemed to
The
other circus people came out from where they'd
Her
eyes were twinkling at him. She was no
Happily
ever after? I suppose, but I wouldn't know. Marriage, kids, life
on the road - I doubt it was easy. Especially with a mouth like
Undroppable Joe's. His act was revamped by Lydia, who equaled the
skill of his juggling with her eloquent, witty patter. She worked
the audience slicker than Reagan in '84, and if her husband never
smiled, well, she made up for it with the friendly grin and merry
laughter that polished each performance. Why, they even added a
verse to her song, you know:
Lydia
was sleek as a rocket, When
she moved men's eyes burst from their socket, But
no joy did she know, 'til
she married her Joe, And
she now keeps his balls in her pocket!
Rascal
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